Wednesday, August 5, 2009
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Friday, July 31, 2009
Nasty Resort
This morning we all got up in hopes of winning $25,000 in a contest. Instead we sat and listened to a moron who tried to get us to sign up for a membership in a really disgusting resort. Of course in the beginning we had no idea how bad it really was. There was even a beautiful photo of a water park! Right. Anyhow, we got there and one by one everyone got called into a big suspicious room in hopes of winning that contest. Now of course, being in the family that I am in, we were all making up sick jokes about how people were getting murdered back there but we were wrong. It was worse. They were trying to sell us into being a member in their "exclusive" club. After a big tour in our tour guides nasty car around the resort, we found out two things. Half the things they talked about weren't there and second, everything was really crappy and smelled terrible yet our tour guide kept trying to convince us that it was a wonderful family place and that he loves to let his eight year old son run around everywhere because it's so safe (even after we saw all the creeps lounged around the place). Anyhow we didn't know if we won the damn constest yet so we had to go back and listen to him drone about how wonderful everything was. We came back and our parents broke the news to our tour guide. We hated the place and didn't want a membership! He got so mad. We asked him where the contest place really was and he pointed to a door labeled "awards" and glowered at us. I think he still hates us. Anyway, we didn't win but we did get a crappy camera, a bunch of film, some random wildlife paintings and a possibility to go to las vegas or florida. In case you are all wondering, the place was called pymatuning valley resort and I swear, even the CHILDREN were white trash :)
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